This is an example of play on words because Texas Holdem is a card game. In the pitchur it is the state Texas holding two cards .

This is an example of hyperbole because they think it is going to be the new ice age when it is just a little snowstorm. They exaggerate on how much snow is falling.

This pitcher is a example of black humor because he is dead and he is thinking of how he is going to check his e-mail. So when your dead you can't do anything but lay there.

Its me

Hey its Curt and I will usually play Xbox 360 if nobody ask to hang out and there is nothing to do at my house. What I like to do is dive for Anderson and at Coney Island but this year i couldn't dive because I got into a big car reck that broke my ankle. I lifeguard at Legendary Run and I enjoy it because you get to meet new people.